A.I. CAN INTERPRET PIGS
Let’s not go hog wild here.
RASH OF BUTTER THEFTS
Holy oleo!
WOMAN DROPS PHONE, GETS STUCK IN ROCK CREVICE
If you drop your phone device / Let it go down the crevice.
MONKEY COFFEE
Coffee from monkeys – what a howler!
AIRPORT LIMITS GOODBYE HUGS TO 3 MINUTES
Goodbye already.
BODY FALLS OUT OF HEARSE ONTO ROAD
Remains to be seen.
MAN ARRESTED FOR SNIFFING SHOES
What a heel!
NEW FIRE STATION BURNS TO THE GROUND
Well, scheiße.