MAYOR OF PARIS TO SWIM IN SEINE TO PROVE IT’S NOT POLLUTED
Le pew.
ON YOUR NEXT VACATION, GO CLEAN UP COPENHAGEN
Do something green for the city, get a reward.
LOOSE KANGAROO CAUGHT IN GERMANY
Hoppenpfeffer.
THE MERLYMPICS
Water sports.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SNAIL RACES
G o J e f f g o !
CUT OUT THE BACON, SAVE LIVES
Thank you for caring, Scotland.
THE ACTUAL COST OF A DESIGNER PURSE
The answer will shock you! OK, it’s $57.
AUSTRALIA TO DUMP FROZEN SPERM
Prepare for some hard yakka.
CHINESE WOMAN USED HAND GRENADE AS A HAMMER FOR YEARS
Time to put the hammer down.