RECORD OF EARTH’S LANGUAGES HEADING TO THE MOON FOR SAFEKEEPING
It’s a cookbook!
CHICKENS 1: WOMAN FINDS 40 ROTISSERIE CHICKENS IN THE YUKON WOODS
Locals are calling in the eggs-perts.
STUDY: CROWS CAN COUNT TO FOUR
Five is right out.
STREET PERFORMER TURF WAR: MARIACHIS VS. FIRE-BREATHER
This band es en fuego!
AUDIO: THE WORM CHARMING CHAMPIONSHIPS
As opposed to the Charming Worm Championships.
FRANCE INTRODUCES THE SCRATCH-AND-SNIFF POSTAGE STAMP
Guess what the scratch-and-sniff Francis the Talking Mule smells like?
MOTORCYCLIST ROBS LAMBORGHINI DRIVER, LAMBORGHINI RAMS MOTORCYCLIST
Whammo, bammo, thank you, Lambo.
GRANDDAUGHTERS STUCK WITH $280,000 BILL OVER $50 INHERITANCE
Another win for the lawyers.
COMPETITIVE EATER NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE
Sayanora Kobayashi.