AUSTRALIAN ATHLETE HAS FINGER AMPUTATED SO HE CAN PLAY IN THE OLYMPICS
Hardcore, man.
PARIS MAYOR GOES IN SEINE
And lives to tell.
AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALL GAME INTERRUPTED BY EMUS
As happens down there.
TESLA’S GERMAN PLANT IS MISSING 65,000 COFFEE MUGS
Yes, the coffee mugs. That’s the problem with the Teslas.
WOMAN SWEPT OUT TO SEA, RESCUED 36 HOURS LATER
We all float out here.
SINGAPORE ALLOWS 16 INSECT SPECIES AS HUMAN FOOD
Oh, waiter, how fresh are you Lesser Wax Moths today?
JAPAN: YOU MUST LAUGH DAILY
Konichi-wah?
SNAKE BITES MAN, MAN BITES SNAKE
And lives to tell.