CHINESE WOMAN USED HAND GRENADE AS A HAMMER FOR YEARS
Time to put the hammer down.
MALDIVES MINISTER ARRESTED FOR USING BLACK MAGIC ON THE PRIME MINISTER
Got a black magic woman.
AUDIO: ANOTHER SEVERE TURBULENCE INCIDENT ON BOEING DREAMLINER
“While you’re up there, can you get my glasses out of my suitcase?””
CHINESE SHEEP BUTT TOUCHING EASES STRESS
I blame goat yoga.
JAPANESE OLYMPIANS TO WEAR NON-VOYEURISTIC UNIFORMS
Infrared porn perverts.
DENMARK TO TAX COW FARTS
Han, der lugtede det, klarede det.
ROBOT COMMITS SUICIDE
I know now why you cry.
JOGGER ATTACKED BY WOLVES IN SAFARI PARK
Where wolves of London? In Paris.
AUDIO: PLANE CAPTAIN DIES MID-FLIGHT
Surely there was a co-pilot.