INDIAN MAN WAKES UP ON FUNERAL PYRE
Hot enough for you?
CHINESE PIZZA HUT OFFERS FROG PIZZA
Pizza Hut, a division of the Whizzo Chocolate Company
CRYPTO BILLIONAIRE BUYS BANANA FOR $6.2 MILLION
Start sharpening those pitchforks, people.
SARDINIA, ITALY, STILL OFFERING HOUSES FOR $1
What are you waiting for?
PLANE OVERRUN BY HAMSTERS
You only need two or three to run the plane.
WHEN OCTOPUSES RULE THE WORLD
Oh, please. You’re kraken me up.
AUDIO: “GRANDMA” CHATBOT FIGHTS BACK AGAINST PHONE SCAMMERS
I would buy the album of this.