PLANE TAKES OFF THREE HOURS EARLY
Didn’t tell anybody.
MUSEUM WORKER TOSSES ARTWORK IN THE TRASH
This art is trash.
INDIA TO TAX TOILET SEATS
A going concern.
AIR PASSENGERS FORCED TO WATCH RACY MOVIE
Is there no end to the cruelty of air travel these days?
BRITISH SURGEON USES SWISS ARMY KNIFE TO OPERATE
1 out of 5 doctors prefer Swiss army knives.
AUDIO: PRESIDENT OF ARGENTINA PLAGIARIZES “WEST WING” SPEECH
And then Secretaria Landingham died.
ESCAPED GOAT RUNS HALF-MARATHON
What a butt head.
SNAKE ON AN UZBEKI PLANE
Samolyotdagi ilonlar.
MAN SUES MOM FOR THROWING OUT HIS COMIC BOOKS
“He’s a manbaby.” – not Austin Powers