JAPAN KICKS CAPTAIN OFF OLYMPIC GYMNASTIC TEAM FOR SMOKING
Rules are rules.
PARIS MAYOR GOES IN SEINE
And lives to tell.
AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALL GAME INTERRUPTED BY EMUS
As happens down there.
TESLA’S GERMAN PLANT IS MISSING 65,000 COFFEE MUGS
Yes, the coffee mugs. That’s the problem with the Teslas.
WOMAN SWEPT OUT TO SEA, RESCUED 36 HOURS LATER
We all float out here.
SINGAPORE ALLOWS 16 INSECT SPECIES AS HUMAN FOOD
Oh, waiter, how fresh are you Lesser Wax Moths today?
JAPAN: YOU MUST LAUGH DAILY
Konichi-wah?