BIGGER BRUSSELS SPROUTS EXPECTED THIS YEAR
“No, god, no!” – Every British child.
AUDIO: WAR ON CHRISTMAS – MINISTER TELLS SCHOOL KIDS SANTA ISN’T REAL
Talk about not reading the room.
SHARKS LEARNING THAT SCUBA DIVERS = FOOD
“Oh boys… I think he’s come back for his noon feeding.” – Matt Hooper, Sharkologist
AUSTRALIA MCDONALD’S SQUID GAME MEALS
In America, we went with the E.coli Challenge!
AUSTRALIAN MAN’S LAST WORDS: “HOLD MY BEER”
There was a witness.
“SUPERMAN CHALLENGE” CAUSING INJURIES
If only there was a cure for clicks.
ITALIAN NUN ARRESTED FOR TIES TO THE MAFIA
In the name of The Godfather, the Sonny and the Holy Cannoli.
MURDER HORNETS IN EUROPE
¡Hive carumba!
MAN JUMPS ON POLAR BEAR TO SAVE WIFE
Bear with me.