PERFUME FOR DOGS
Fifi wants Fefé.
WOMAN JAILED FOR OVERFEEDING HER DOG
How can you resist those eyes?
KOREAN AIR CANCELS IN-FLIGHT NOODLES
Too much turbulence.
A LEGO CREMATION OVEN
Hours of fun!
WOMEN BREAK RECORD FOR ROWING ACROSS THE PACIFIC
No dirty oar jokes.
SURVIVAL-TYPE REALITY SHOW CONTESTANT EATS PROTECTED BIRD
Obviously it wasn’t that well-protected.
AUSTRALIAN SURFER LOSES LEG TO SHARK, LEG WASHES UP ON SHORE
Not a boating accident. A surfing accident.
SOCCER FANS THROW FISH CAKES ONTO THE FIELD
Cod only knows why.
COCAINE SHARKS
Also cocaine mollusks. They’ll snap at your toes!