ITALIAN NUN ARRESTED FOR TIES TO THE MAFIA
In the name of The Godfather, the Sonny and the Holy Cannoli.
MURDER HORNETS IN EUROPE
¡Hive carumba!
MAN JUMPS ON POLAR BEAR TO SAVE WIFE
Bear with me.
SPANISH KIDS ARE TURNING INTO WEREWOLVES
♪♪ Ah-ooooo, werewolves of Barcelona… ♪♫
AUDIO: $30,000+ WORTH OF MEAT PIES STOLEN
What’re ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
AIRBUS: HEY, LET’S PUT A TOILET IN THE COCKPIT
All systems are go.