WORLD RAMEN FESTIVAL WAS A DISASTER
It was undercooked.
FAMILY MISTAKENLY ACCUSED OF DINE-AND-DASH, SUES
Beef over a steak dinner.
MAN SWIMS ENGLISH CHANNEL, CLIMBS EVEREST
And other stuff in-between.
AUDIO: JAPAN DEVELOPING ON AUTOMATIC ZIPPER
Zippity doo-dah.
THREE CAUGHT SMUGGLING HERMIT CRABS
Pretty shellfish of them if you ask me.
LADIES & GENTLEMEN… BOB POPE!
A bit for all your geriatric listeners!
EASTERN STAR WARS: EPISODE IV – A NEW POPE
Pope Leo DiCaprio XIV.
AIR FLIGHT DIVERTED OVER CLOGGED TOILETS
Underneath your seat you’ll find a floatation device, and a personal plunger.
ZOO GORILLA TOSSES ROCK, HITS MAN
One down, 99 men to go.
MAN THINKS ZOO ALLIGATOR IS FAKE, CLIMBS INTO PEN
Later, gator wader.