AUDIO: DRIVER SICS BEES ON COPS
Buzz off.
AIRLINE CREW ACCIDENTALLY BOOKED INTO LOVE MOTEL
Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
AUDIO – STAFF AT THE LOUVRE GOES ON STRIKE OVER TOO MANY TOURISTS
Museum’s closed – chocolate mousse out front shoulda told ya.
VENICE DOESN’T WANT BEZOS WEDDING
We don’t want your lira.
PRANKSTERS SWITCH MEN/WOMEN SIGNS AT KOREAN BATHHOUSE
Nude hilarity, or hiludity, ensued.
SOUTH KOREA TURNS DOWN THE MUSIC
Ok, I’ll turn it down, DAAAAAD!
AUDIO: CAT CAUGHT SMUGGLING CONTRABAND TO BRAZILIAN PRISONERS
That’s a lot of prisoners.
AUDIO: SWISS MAN SETS RECORD FOR BEING COVERED WITH SNOW, ON PURPOSE
David Blaine once spent 63 hours in a block of ice. Just sayin’.
AUDIO: FINALLY, FASTER HUMAN COMPOSTING
The whole process sounds draining.
SOCCER FANS HID IN STADIUM RESTROOM TO SNEAK INTO GAME
Not even sanitized for their protection.