AUDIO: MERMAID ATTACKED BY BIG FISH
♪♫ “Fish eat de mermaid/Hope you know first aid/Under the sea…” ♪♪♫
MAN’S PENIS STUCK TO FROZEN STREET
Frostbite me.
LOAD OF ANTI-TANK MINES MISTAKENLY LEFT AT IKEA WAREHOUSE
Have the troops assemble, lieutenant.
ROCK BAND BRINGS DOWN THE CEILING DURING CONCERT
Yes, they brought down the house.
COST OF CLIMBING MT. EVEREST JUST WENT UP
Things are up all over.
NHL GOALIE LETS ONE BY, DISTRACTED BY PLATE OF NACHOS
How can any sane person do that to a plate of nachos?
ZULU KING’S FIRST WIFE TRIES TO BLOCK HIM FROM TAKING A THIRD WIFE
Second wife laying low for awhile.