PLASTIC SURGEON PERFORMS VASECTOMY ON HIMSELF
Suture self.
WORLD CUP SKI CONTROVERSY: I LOVE WANK
Oh, schuss with that kind of talk!
HUMAN VS. ROBOT MARATHON
Real life, or an episode of Black Mirror?
THE LONELY SUNFISH
Laydee odl, laydee odl lay hee hoo.
WOMAN SETS RECORD FOR CRUSHING WATERMELONS WITH HER THIGHS
Bet she’s popular at parties.
MAN CLINGS TO OUTSIDE OF BULLET TRAIN
A bad cass of the Zoomies.
BRITISH THIEVES STEAL 13 PORTA POTTIES
Something about this case doesn’t smell right.
BRITISH AIR CREW MEMBER ACCIDENTALLY RELEASES EMERGENCY SLIDE
Katie, bar the door.
DUBLIN’S TOMATO BRIDGE
B’jaysus.