PLASTIC SURGEON PERFORMS VASECTOMY ON HIMSELF
Suture self.
Oh, schuss with that kind of talk!
Real life, or an episode of Black Mirror?
Laydee odl, laydee odl lay hee hoo.
Bet she’s popular at parties.
A bad cass of the Zoomies.
Something about this case doesn’t smell right.
Katie, bar the door.
B’jaysus.