BURNING TRUCK EXTINGUISHED WITH SEWAGE WATER

Earlier this month, a truck that caught fire in the central Russian town of Ivanovo received help from a passing honeywagon, which is a vacuum truck that cleans out porta-potties, sewage tanks and the like. The back of the truck was engulfed in flames when the waste truck passed by. The crew came to the rescue and doused the flaming truck with its, uh, liquid contents, swiftly extinguishing the blaze before firefighters arrived on the scene. In the end, the vehicle was only half-burned, but covered in waste.
* Holy shitski.
* What smells worse than sewage water? Sewage water that’s hot and steamy.
* And it was the rear end of the truck that was on fire. Weird.
* They were “Putin” out the fire. Ha-ha!
* Later, they slipped the firefighters a couple rubles to hose the crap off their truck.
* What’s Russian for “Thanks but no thanks”?