AUSTRALIA HAS ANOTHER POOPING JOGGER

Another Pooping Jogger has popped up – this time in Australia. Over the past few years, early morning joggers have been caught leaving piles in Newcastle, England; Holmdel, New Jersey; Colorado Springs, Colorado; Lincoln, Nebraska; and Brisbane, Australia. Now there’s another one in Australia, this time in Sydney. The Sweaty Betty Public Relations firm has been dealing with five instances of somebody making a deposit in front of their building. They finally put up a surveillance camera and discovered the mystery squatter is a blonde woman in pink running gear. Roxy Jacenko, director of the PR firm, posted the videos to her Instagram, hoping that the public could help identify “the perpetrator.” Or poopetrator. If caught, the pooper faces a possible penalty of three months in jail and a fine.
* So, this is number 2 for the Aussies.
* Don’t you just hate dealing with other people’s crap?
* They’re hoping to identify the woman through a process of elimination.
* What’s odd is, the defecation always happens in the wee hours of the morning.
* Really, people, come on! Where do you think you are, San Francisco?