GLITTER COFFINS

A UK-based casket manufacturer is now selling bright, glitter-coated coffins. The Glitter Coffin Company offers a wide range of “beautiful bespoke glitter and crystal coffins and caskets” for about $220. There are dozens of casket colors available. Each one is made to order and hand-upholstered. The company even ships worldwide, with size options available designed for humans as well as pets. According to the company’s website: “Our stunning coffins are a beautiful way to reflect and celebrate a person’s life. Our stunning glitters are made up of a chunky crackle glitter which catches the light beautiful, giving the ultimate sparkle effect on a sunny day.”
* Yeah, but good luck getting the glitter out of your hair, and clothes, and the back of the hearse.
* $220? So, top of the line, huh?
* Wait – Each one made to order and hand-upholstered? For $220? What’s the profit margin – 3 bucks each?
* Are sparkly coffins where all the Twilight sparkly vampires sleep?
* You can achieve the same effect with some Elmer’s glue, some glitter from Hobby Lobby and a refrigerator box from Appliance Warehouse.
* Shiny Happy Corpses.