FISHERMAN KILLED BY FLYING MACKEREL
Totally fish of the heart.
RESTAURANT NO LONGER WEIGHING CUSTOMERS BEFORE THEY EAT
Part of a government “suggestion” to eat less.
HUSBAND PUNCHES OUT SHARK TO SAVE WIFE
Boy, did she marry the right guy.
MOUNT EVEREST IS REOPENING
Sherpa out front shoulda told ya.
GERMAN CIRCUS SELLS LION POOP TO RAISE MONEY
It’s now their mane source of income. (har!)
MAN LIVES WITH WAX FIGURE OF DEAD WIFE
Sitting on the couch.
THE $699 SHIRT YOU CAN’T WEAR
It’s digital.
STUNTMAN PROPOSES TO GIRLFRIEND WHILE ON FIRE
He had the hots for her.
DON’T PICK UP RED ENVELOPE IN TAIWAN
Suddenly, you’re ghost married.