THIEF SWALLOWS MINIATURE FABERGE EGG
This guy is hard-boiled.
WOMAN IN COURT FOR GOING WRONG WAY ON AN ESCALATOR
Crime in England is escalating.
ESCARGOT THEFT
Slugfest.
GERMAN PARKING METER EMBEZZLER
Ach du meter!
PRISON BREAK THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY
Prison break the way mother used to make.
ITALIAN MAN DRESSES AS LATE MOTHER TO GET HER PENSION CHECKS
Some sort of psycho.
BODY IN COFFIN SET FOR CREMATION BEGINS KNOCKING
Brother gets a bad rap.
JAPAN ATTACKED BY BEARS
Looking pretty grisly.
THIEVES DON’T WANT SAMSUNG PHONE
We’ll mug you when you get an iPhone, mate.