LOUVRE ROBBED
Zut alors!
PICASSO STOLEN
Take a picture, why don’tcha?
ENGLAND INVADED BY OCTOPUSES
Eight (million) arms to hold you.
WAS THERE INSIDER BETTING ON NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER?
You bet there was.
OLD WOMAN SWALLOWS LIVE FROGS, GETS PARASITES
I toad you it wouldn’t work.
FLIGHT LANDS WITH JUST 6 MINUTES OF FUEL LEFT
Jeeze, that doesn’t even get you taxied to your gate.
LITHUANIAN AIRPORT SHUT DOWN BY CIGARETTE-SMUGGLING BALLOONS
The golden age of ballooning.
KIAS – DON’T SET CLIMATE CONTROL TO THREE
Four is right out.
HOTEL CHAIN TRIES BREAKFAST-SCENTED ALARM CLOCKS
The time is half-past waffles.