THIEVES STEAL PAINTINGS BY ARTISTS YOU’VE HEARD OF
Fish, fruit and a fiddler.
MASSIVE KITKAT BAR THEFT
Aw, gimme a break.
D’ARTAGNAN FOUND, MAYBE
All for one, and all that.
POPE HOLDS AN EXORCIST SUMMIT
The hell he did.
WHALE STRANDED ON GERMAN BEACH
Das Meer war an diesem Tag wütend, meine Freunde.
CANADIAN DISASTER: TIM HORTON’S COLOR-CHANGING MUGS RECALLED
The Great White Ouch.
STRANDED SKIERS WRITE S.O.S. WITH ICE CHUNKS
Never mind, it says, “HELF.”
KAYAKERS ATTACKED BY HOT AIR BALLOON
The Golden Age Of Ambush Ballooning.