FORTUNE TELLER MAKES PREDICTION COME TRUE
It has been foretold.
THE $3 MILLION TUNA FISH
A fish story.
“SURVIVOR” ISLAND WILL TAKE IN AMERICA’S DEPORTEES
You have been voted off America…. to a better life.
ROMAN PARTY BOATS
Waterskiing is going to cost an extra 50 denarius.
IT WILL COST MONEY TO THROW A COIN IN TREVI FOUNTAIN
Three coins in the fountain, two bucks in the till.
FAMILY TRIES TO BRING DEAD GRANDMA ONTO THE PLANE
Dead on pre-arrival.
MASS SANTAS SHOPLIFT AT GROCERY STORE, GIVE FOOD TO THE HUNGRY
Naughty list for a nice cause.
MAN SINGS XMAS CAROLS FOR 42 HOURS STRAIGHT
It’s worse than Xmas mall shopping.
GUY FOLLOWS GPS, DRIVES CAR INTO LAKE ONTARIO
If the GPS told you to jump off a cliff, would you?