CHIROPRACTOR ACCUSED OF TAPPING BUTTOCKS
Tap dat ass.
SAFARI GUIDE HAS DREAM COME TRUE!
“Like people, some of them are just jerks.” – The Simpsons
SHAKESPEARE’S HOUSE DOTH FOUND
Much ado about nothing – it doesn’t exist anymore.
BUS DRIVER FIRED FOR LETTING WOMAN SIT IN HIS LAP WHILE DRIVING
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
COMMERCIAL JETLINER PILOT BUZZES HIS HOMETOWN ON HIS LAST FLIGHT
Hvað ætla þeir að gera, reka mig?
UGANDAN ARMY GENERAL WANTS $1 BILLION, AND A BEAUTIFUL TURKISH WOMAN
Opportunity knocks, ladies.
CANADA BESET BY FAKE SYRUP SCANDAL
Unpure thoughts.
MAN STEALS FAMILY’S INHERITANCE, BLOWS IT ON HORSE SEMEN
What a vial thing to do.
RUSSIAN WANTS SOVEREIGN TERRITORY ON THE MOON
Just what the moon needs: assholes.