MAN ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING HIMSELF
“What do you mean ‘keep him’?”
THE ROBOT OLYMPICS
Swifter. Higher. Actuator.
SELL TICKETS TO YOUR WEDDING TO STRANGERS
Who the hell would attend a wedding for fun?
SWISS DRIVER FINED $110,000 FOR SPEEDING
20 mph over the limit.
WOMAN FINDS, RETURNS $1,000 CASH
Ain’t life (a) grand.
600 WATERMELONS STOLEN
Some melon head.
AUDIO: PASSENGER HANGS ON TO OUTSIDE OF BULLET TRAIN
Pulled a fast one.
ROMANTIC COUPLE PARKS ON SCENIC OVERLOOK AND… YOU KNOW
“I’m really falling for you.” “Ditto.”