02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS MAFIA BOSS BITES OFF, SWALLOWS PRISON GUARD’S FINGER Byadmin September 8 Pinkie swear.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS TOURIST FINED FOR STEALING SARDINIA BEACH SAND Byadmin September 7 Shore ’nuff.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS MAN BLOWS UP HOUSE TRYING TO KILL FLY Byadmin September 7 Electric swatter + gas = boom.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS EXPERIMENTAL COMPOSITION FOR ORGAN CHANGES CHORDS, FIRST TIME IN SEVEN YEARS Byadmin September 7 Hold that organ.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS QUEEN ELIZABETH OPENING ESTATE TO PUBLIC FOR DRIVE-IN MOVIES Byadmin September 7 We are amused.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS ZOO COMES UP WITH CREATIVE WAYS TO MAKE MONEY Byadmin September 3 Lion-ripped jeans.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS DINER SPRINKLES PUBIC HAIR ON FOOD FOR RESTAURANT SCAM Byadmin September 3 Warning: gross.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS BILL EDGAR: COFFIN CONFESSOR Byadmin September 3 He spills dead people’s secrets at their funeral.