WOMAN FAKES WEDDING TO “GET BACK” AT EX-BOYFRIEND

A crazy woman in Germany faked an elaborate wedding to get revenge on an old boyfriend. Sarah Vilard, 24, posted online pictures of herself holding hands with a groom-for-hire, wearing a long white dress. (* Why was the groom wearing a long white nevermind…) Vilard, who lives in Frankfurt, Germany, split from the guy in 2019 and hatched her plan shortly after. She rented out a hall and rounded up her friends to play the roles of bridesmaids. She posted the pictures to her Instagram, where she was certain her ex would see. “He found out through Instagram and texted me the next day and freaked out because he thought I was cheating on him while we were together,” Vilard said, adding, “I think people think I’m crazy.”
* Not, not crazy at all. Any normal person would do this. On a sitcom.
* Would someone please sit her down and explain the concept of “moving on”?
* I hope the ex-boyfriend buys a lottery ticket, because he got incredibly lucky not being stuck with this nut job.
* To get back at her, he’s going to fake his own funeral and have someone post it. And say it was suicide.