WORLD’S OLDEST KNOWN SHARK VICTIM: 3,000 YEARS
Bummer, dude.
FRENCH SOCCER FANS TRAVEL TO WRONG CITY
Wrong country, too.
COMPANY WILL RECYCLE ADULT TOYS
Send ’em in, keep ’em comin’.
MOBS OF MOUSES MAKE MALEFACTORS MOVE
Australian mouse plague hits a prison.
MOTHER OF TEN IMAGINARY BABIES ADMITTED TO PSYCH WARD
Where’s the proof?
COW MANURE THEFT
Get a load of this.
VETS FIX SHARK WITH PROLAPSED RECTUM
Hello, Nurse Shark!
NEW TREND IN CHINA: PROTRUDING ELF EARS
What a dumbo idea.