WOMAN IN LOVE WITH ROLLER COASTER
She sounds loopy.
POLICE SOLVE OLD CASE FROM HALF-EATEN SAUSAGE
A wurst case scenario.
PILOT CRASHES IN AMAZON, SPENDS FIVE WEEKS IN JUNGLE
Bird eggs and wild fruit.
RUSSIAN MMA FIGHTER REGRETS INJECTING VASELINE INTO HIS BICEPS
Bad cosmetic surgery choices.
QANTAS LAUNCHES “MYSTERY FLIGHTS”
Where will you land? It’s a mystery!
TWO GUYS, AN AIR MATTRESS, AN OCEAN, AND BEER
Two miles out to sea.