DRUNK BUFFALOES LEAD TO ILLEGAL BOOZE

Three farmers in the western Indian state of Gujarat have been arrested for selling illegal alcohol after their own buffaloes got drunk on the hooch. One of the men called a local veterinarian after their buffaloes started to act strangely. The vet inspected the water trough, observed a strange smell, and found the water to be altered. The farmers had hidden bottles of moonshine in the trough and some of them had broken, contaminating the water. The vet then informed the police, who raided the farm on Monday and recovered 100 bottles of illegal hooch. The three farmers were arrested.
* Thanks, Doctor Bummer.
* It’s like if you did an episode of “Moonshiners” but only spent $12.
* How much of their own booze did the farmers drink that they couldn’t connect the dots?
* Nothing worse than a buffalo with a hangover.
* In India, the buffalo meat comes pre-marinated.