RUGBY PLAYER FINED FOR PUTTING FINGER UP OPPONENT’S BUTT

Kenny Edwards, a forward for the Huddersfield Giants rugby team in England, has been banned for 10 matches for putting his finger up the bottom of an opponent during a game. Edwards was put on report by the referee during the Giants’ 50-12 home defeat by Catalans Dragons last Thursday following a complaint brought by Dragons player Sam Kasiano. Edwards was charged by the Rugby Football League’s review panel with a Grade F offense, the most serious charge. (* ‘F’ must stand for ‘fanny’.) Edwards pleaded guilty to the charge and was also handed a £500 fine.
* Well, it wasn’t “handed”; they left it on the table for him to pick up, because nobody wanted to touch his hand.
* Ouch, right in the scrum.
* This takes “giving someone the finger” to a whole new level.
* This is not a cool thing to do. They weren’t even dating.
* How does this work? Did he roll the guy onto his stomach and cut a hole in his shorts with some scissors?
* Man, it’s getting so you can’t even give a fellow player a prostate check nowadays.