MAN CRUSHES SELF AT MCDONALD’S DRIVE-THRU

A man in line at a Vancouver McDonald’s drive-thru was crushed to death in a freak accident. It happened around 5:30 a.m. Wednesday during breakfast service. The driver dropped something out of his car while paying. He opened the door to pick it up, accidentally hit the accelerator, the car rolled forward into the side of the building and he was pinned between the vehicle door and car frame.
* Wasn’t that an Agatha Christie murder mystery? “Death For Breakfast”?
* The thing is, you just know the people behind him in line started honking their horns to move the line along.
* The order was to go, and he went.
* “Would you like last rites with that?”
* That fast food will get you one way or another.