MAN PREFERS PRISON TO HOUSE ARREST WITH HIS WIFE
Uffa!
CHINESE BABIES WITH ROUND HEADS
The newest Chinese fad.
CHINESE MILLIONAIRE MAKES BANK EMPLOYEES COUNT HIS MONEY BY HAND
It’s good to be the Yen King.
DOPING SCANDAL AT THE GONDOLIER RACES
O sole sensemilla.
WOMAN CUT SCAFFOLDING ROPE OF HIGH-RISE PAINTERS
They surprised her.
CANADIAN FUNERAL HOMES NOW HAVE A ROOM WHERE YOU CAN DIE
Eliminate the middle man.
ZIMBABWEAN WIZARD USED ANOTHER MAN’S PENIS TO IMPREGNATE WOMEN
“At the witches camp we decided that we will waste his sperms.”
POLICE NAB MACHETE-CARRYING CLOWN
After some funny business.