MAN ATTACKED BY OTTERS
Weasels ripped my flesh!
EXTRAMARITAL SEX MAYBE NOT SO BAD, SAYS COOL POPE
The six-and-a-half deadly sins.
GUNMEN ON JET SKIS IN CANCUN
A message NOT from the Mexico Tourism Council.
PASSENGERS PUSH PLANE DOWN THE RUNWAY
Next time, take the train.
THE SUICIDE PODS ARE HERE!
Makes a great stocking stuffer!
BRITISH MAN HIDES MODEL RAILROAD FROM GIRLFRIEND
He was Lion’l little.
CUSTOMERS, EMPLOYEES TRAPPED IN IKEA STORE FOR THE NIGHT
Your choice of bed.
AUSTRALIA IS THE WORLD’S DRINKIEST COUNTRY
Dingo took my Foster’s.
KARAOKE SINGER BLOWS OUT A LUNG
My Heart Will Go On, but my lung won’t.