SPAIN OFFERING CASH TO MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS’ HOUSE
Mi casa, mi casa.
MISS NETHERLANDS DROPS OUT OF PAGEANT OVER VACCINE
Just get the shot.
THE BELGIAN BEER SPA
Oh, waiter, there’s a Harry in my beer.
MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT FIRST CLASS ON BRITISH AIRWAYS
Upper class twit of the year.
PAPAU NEW GUINEA SELLING FLEET OF MASERATIS
40 Maseratis, slighty used.
CENTIPEDE BITES MAN ON HIS TESTICLES
During naked nap.
ARABS TO CENSOR STATUE OF DAVID
Don’t look, Ethel!
LITHUANIAN MAN HAD KILO OF METAL IN STOMACH
Alcohol was not a factor.
AMUSEMENT PARK WEIGHS PATRONS BEFORE GOING ON RIDES
Step on the scale, please.