SWITZERLAND SEEKS VOLUNTEERS FOR PRISON TEST RUN
They’re turning them away at the gate.
SMOKING TURK FALLS DOWN SINKHOLE
Lurking Turk shirks work, jerked into murk.
ZOO HIRES SOUL SINGER TO GET MONKEYS TO MATE
That’s bananas.
FUNERAL HOME USES GIRLS IN LINGERIE TO SELL SERVICES
Another Fun. Home.