AUDIO: MAN BREAKS RECORD WITH LOUDEST BURP
He said “burlap.”
SURGEON FINED FOR AMPUTATING WRONG LEG
The patient wouldn’t stand for it.
LEGO THEFT
Who leaves the boxes behind?
DEAD ARGENTINIAN SOCCER LEGEND’S HEART REMOVED BEFORE BURIAL
Someone wanted to steal it.
TWO AMERICANS FINED FOR BREAKING INTO THE COLOSSEUM
Fine for drinking.
THE DOG PHONE
Knick-knack, paddywhack, give a dog a phone.