THE SLEEP BUS
For people who like to sleep on public transportation.
SAUDI ARABIA BUILDING THEME PARK ON AN OIL RIG
Bring lots of Dawn.
PADDLEBOARD YOGA CLASS SWEPT OUT TO SEA
I really felt like I was adrift on the ocean.
WOMAN CLAIMS SHE WAS HYPNOTIZED TO FART
Breaking news.
UK RUNNING OUT OF HARRY POTTER MERCHANDISE
Toyus crappus evaporatis.
MAN HELD ANIMAL SHELTER AT (FAKE) GUNPOINT TO GET HIS CAT BACK
They’re happy to give them back to you, you know.
FISHERMAN HAS FUN WITH SHARK WARNING MONITOR
As much fun as you can have, with a shark monitor.
MAN BUILDS ROTATING HOUSE FOR HIS WIFE
Let’s take ‘er for a little spin.
WOMAN WAKES UP WITH HOLE IN HER ROOF, METEOR ON HER PILLOW
Inches from death. Sleep well.