BUTTER STOLEN
How dare he.
POPE FRANCIS REVEALS THREE WORDS FOR A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE
“Here’s your beer.”
TV YOU CAN LICK
No thanks, I’m full.
HELICOPTER CRASH SURVIVOR SWIMS 12 HOURS TO LAND
He had a floaty, but still…
MCDONALD’S IN JAPAN RATIONING FRIES
Post-war problems.
RULER OF DUBAI MUST PAY $730 MILLION DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
Sheikh it off, and try again, Mo.
AUDIO: EXERCISE BIKES AT MCDONALD’S
Would you like some fries with your irony?
5-YEAR-OLD BOY TAKES FAMILY CAR TO BUY SISTER A PRESENT
It’s the thought that counts.