WEIRD CANADIAN CRIME

Police in Victoria, British Columbia on Monday arrested a man on rollerblades Monday. The man was on rollerblades, not the cops. The skating man had been hitting garbage cans and the windows of a downtown business with a hockey stick. A woman said the man chased her down the sidewalk and stole the toque off her head, then fled on his roller blades. Officers then tracked down the man to Trounce Alley, where he attempted to evade them by roller blading around the police car (* While the Benny Hill theme was playing, no doubt). He was eventually caught, taken to the ground and arrested without further incident.
* You wonder why he was on rollerblades, but in Canada that’s how they commute to work.
* The man is expected to be sentenced to play for the Montreal Canadiens.