AUSTRALIAN MAN ESCAPES FROM CROCODILE USING POCKET KNIFE
That’s not a knife. THIS is a knife.
MAN BURIED IN HIS TRUCK
To drive it in the afterlife.
TERMINALLY ILL MAN MOONS SPEED CAMERA AS PART OF HIS BUCKET LIST
Six cops show up at his door.
NEWLYWED MAN DIVORCES WIFE AFTER SEEING HER WITHOUT MAKEUP
Sorry, no refunds.
FAMILY BOUGHT A FOX THINKING IT WAS A DOG
Fantastic Mr. Fox.
A STORY ABOUT A 17-POUND POTATO
Something’s au gratin in the state of New Zealand.
AUDIO: FISHING TRAGEDY: BEES, PIRAHNAS
Difficulty: not Australia.
THE HUMAN (FAKE) MEAT BURGER
Jack in the Box. No, really – that’s Jack, in the box.