FRENCH COPS GOOF AROUND WITH TASER, CRASH CAR
Allez oops!
SNAKE BITES LITTLE GIRL ON FACE AT PETTING ZOO
Gee, it never did THAT before.
CHINESE KIDS LIMITED TO THREE HOURS OF GAMING PER WEEK
More time for homework!
SUSPECT JUMPS INTO LAKE, COPS GRAB CANOE, PEDALBOAT
Always prepared.
POLICE CHASE: NOW YOU CAN!
Grand Theft Stupid.
MAN BITES (POLICE) DOG
Bite out of crime, and all that.
MODEL ATTACKED BY LEOPARD DURING PHOTOSHOOT
Not my face! My beautiful face!