TWO AMERICANS FINED FOR BREAKING INTO THE COLOSSEUM
Fine for drinking.
THE DOG PHONE
Knick-knack, paddywhack, give a dog a phone.
$118,000 MUSHROOM
And that ain’t a trifle for a truffle.
AUSTRALIAN MAN ESCAPES FROM CROCODILE USING POCKET KNIFE
That’s not a knife. THIS is a knife.
MAN BURIED IN HIS TRUCK
To drive it in the afterlife.
TERMINALLY ILL MAN MOONS SPEED CAMERA AS PART OF HIS BUCKET LIST
Six cops show up at his door.
NEWLYWED MAN DIVORCES WIFE AFTER SEEING HER WITHOUT MAKEUP
Sorry, no refunds.
FAMILY BOUGHT A FOX THINKING IT WAS A DOG
Fantastic Mr. Fox.