NORTH KOREA BANS TIGHT JEANS, EAR PIERCING
This will certainly solve all their problems.
HIDDEN MONEY IN NEW BRUNSWICK
That’s loonie.
TRIAL HALTED AFTER MONKEY STEALS EVIDENCE
This one’s a real howler.
FLIGHT RETURNS BECAUSE CO-PILOT WASN’T FULLY CERTIFIED
DON’T TOUCH THAT!
MAN HAS WORKED FOR SAME COMPANY FOR 84 YEARS
Employee of the Centenary.
ROBOT CAN COOK, TASTE, ADJUST FLAVORS
I am looking for Sarah Connor, and lemon zest.
DEAD WOMAN KNOCKS FROM INSIDE THE COFFIN
Knocking on Heaven’s door.
AMERICANS TRY TO BRING UNEXPLODED BOMB ON AIRPLANE OUT OF ISRAEL
At least they asked first.
MCDONALD’S HAS $100 MILLION IN UNUSED FOOD IN RUSSIA
Quarter poundski.