WEIRD CANADIAN CRIME
One toque over the line.
CAMEL BEAUTY CONTEST FINDS A WINNER
Beauty to walk a mile for.
CANCER ANTS
They have been trained to detect it.
MCDONALD’S CLOSES RUSSIAN RESTAURANTS
That’ll show ’em.
AUDIO: SCIENTISTS DECODE PIG GRUNTS
A happy pig is a tasty pig.
THE MAN WITH THE HARPOONED PENIS
Call me Ishmael.
ITALIAN CITY WILL PAY YOU TO GET MARRIED THERE
Marriage, Italian style.
STOLICHNAYA VODKA DISASSOCIATES FROM RUSSIA
When you think vodka, stop thinking Russia, okay?