TRAVEL WRITER PANS FANCY RESTAURANT
Slurp foam out of the chef’s mouth.
WOMAN, ANGRY AT HER BOSS, BLOWS UP OIL WAREHOUSE
Over a job performance review.
MAN ATTACKED BY OTTERS
Weasels ripped my flesh!
EXTRAMARITAL SEX MAYBE NOT SO BAD, SAYS COOL POPE
The six-and-a-half deadly sins.
GUNMEN ON JET SKIS IN CANCUN
A message NOT from the Mexico Tourism Council.
PASSENGERS PUSH PLANE DOWN THE RUNWAY
Next time, take the train.
THE SUICIDE PODS ARE HERE!
Makes a great stocking stuffer!
BRITISH MAN HIDES MODEL RAILROAD FROM GIRLFRIEND
He was Lion’l little.