ELEPHANTS CALLED TO CHASE RHINOS OUT OF REGION
Things you won’t see on the National Geographic Channel.
SWITZERLAND SEEKS VOLUNTEERS FOR PRISON TEST RUN
They’re turning them away at the gate.
SMOKING TURK FALLS DOWN SINKHOLE
Lurking Turk shirks work, jerked into murk.
ZOO HIRES SOUL SINGER TO GET MONKEYS TO MATE
That’s bananas.