BMW CHARGING EXTRA PER-USE FEES TO USE LUXURY FEATURES
BMW = Bring My Wallet
AMERICAN TOURIST FALLS INTO MT. VESUVIUS
Hey! Who put that there?
FAKE CRICKET LEAGUE SCAMS RUSSIANS
Great googly moogly.
GHANA COFFIN MAKERS PROTEST
Tomb it may concern.
PAMPLONA BULL RUN: BULLS 0, HUMANS 6
Sorry, no gorings today.
HUMAN CANNONBALL MISSES NET
Well.. shoot.
MASSIVE BINGO WIN
101 winners.
THE WORLD PLOWING CHAMPIONSHIPS IN IRELAND
Keep those furrows straight, b’jaysus.
HEAD OF EASYJET QUITS IN MIDDLE OF NIGHTMARE TRAVEL WEEKEND
You mean you can do that?