ELDERLY WOMAN FOUND SITTING AT TABLE, DEAD TWO YEARS
Pasta way.
ZOO HIRES SOUL SINGER TO GET MONKEYS TO MATE
That’s bananas.
FUNERAL HOME USES GIRLS IN LINGERIE TO SELL SERVICES
Another Fun. Home.
GAMER BREAKS NECK WEARING VIRTUAL REALITY HEADSET
You’ll break your neck doing that.
MAN DIES AT “HAPPY ENDING” MASSAGE PARLOR
He must have seen this coming.
12-YEAR-OLD BIG MAC ON DISPLAY IN ICELAND
A national treasure.
NEWLYWEDS DIVORCE DURING THE RECEPTION OVER A SONG
And it wasn’t the Chicken Dance.