AIRPORT SECURITY FOLLOWS SLIME TRAIL TO SMUGGLED SNAILS
We’re going to need more butter.
AUSTRALIANS WANT THE CROCODILE HUNTER ON THEIR CURRENCY
Have you got two Irwins for a tenner?
MAN PLAYING PLAYSTATION STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
In his living room.
HOMEOWNER FINDS TWO BLACK MAMBA SNAKES IN TWO DAYS
The world’s deadliest snake.
MAN KILLED BY PET KANGAROO
Leapin’ lizards!
TOO MANY PALACES!
Have your next convention at the Buckingham Hotel and Conference Center!
QUEEN ELIZABETH DIES, MAYBE YOU HEARD
Some spare jokes we had lying around.