MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE FOUND FROM 1966
♪♫ I’ll send an SOS / to the Humber Estuary… ♫
AUSTRALIAN PLAYGROUND OF DEATH
Australia, you never disappoint.
NOW HIRING: ANTARCTICA POST OFFICE
Yeah, but you get Sundays off.
MAN SAVED FROM FOUR CROCODILES
One on each limb.
STORE CLERK ASSAULTED WITH CHOCOLATE BUNNY
A solid chocolate bunny.
FAKE PILOT
But he had a uniform and everything.
UKRAINE SAILOR WHO TOLD RUSSIAN WARSHIP TO “GO F— YOURSELF” AWARDED MEDAL
It’s no “Welcome to earf,” but…
SPACE HOTEL IN THE WORKS
Relax at our space bar!