105-YEAR-OLD WOMAN GETS THIGH TATTOOS
With a torso even more so.
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE FOUND FROM 1966
♪♫ I’ll send an SOS / to the Humber Estuary… ♫
AUSTRALIAN PLAYGROUND OF DEATH
Australia, you never disappoint.
NOW HIRING: ANTARCTICA POST OFFICE
Yeah, but you get Sundays off.
MAN SAVED FROM FOUR CROCODILES
One on each limb.
STORE CLERK ASSAULTED WITH CHOCOLATE BUNNY
A solid chocolate bunny.
FAKE PILOT
But he had a uniform and everything.
UKRAINE SAILOR WHO TOLD RUSSIAN WARSHIP TO “GO F— YOURSELF” AWARDED MEDAL
It’s no “Welcome to earf,” but…