DIRTIEST MAN IN THE WORLD DIES
10-foot pole sales plummet.
DJ DIES MID-SHOW
Doing what he loved. AND IT WASN’T VOICE TRACKING.
MAN CREATES CALENDAR FEATURING UK PARKING LOTS
It’s bloody dull, innit?
VENICE GONDOLA STOLEN
That’s a paddlin’.
AUDIO: SANTA’S GRAVE DISCOVERED IN TURKEY
A nightmare before Christmas.
COFFIN MAKERS GOING ON STRIKE
Management ain’t coffin’ up a raise.
BRITISH MAN JAILED FOR CARRYING SHARPIES
They mean business in England.
PATIENT PLAYS SAXOPHONE DURING BRAIN SURGERY
Brain salad surgery.
CHEATING LAW STUDENT ETCHED TEST ANSWERS ONTO BIC PEN
Cheats first time, every time.