SWITZERLAND IS THE BEST COUNTRY THIS YEAR
Yo-de-lay-hee-hoo is number 1?
BRITAIN HAS A NIGE-FEST
Always making plans for Nigel.
SCUBA DIVERS LEFT ABANDONED IN THE OCEAN
I’ve seen this movie.
AUSTRALIAN DISNEYLAND?
Cork hats with mouse ears.
NOTES FROM QUEEN ELIZABETH’S FUNERAL
Oh, was that yesterday?
AIRPORT SECURITY FOLLOWS SLIME TRAIL TO SMUGGLED SNAILS
We’re going to need more butter.
AUSTRALIANS WANT THE CROCODILE HUNTER ON THEIR CURRENCY
Have you got two Irwins for a tenner?
MAN PLAYING PLAYSTATION STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
In his living room.