AUSTRALIAN RADIO HOST PASSES OUT ON THE AIR OVER TARANTULA
Land of brown snakes and box jellyfish.
YORKSHIRE MAN PLAGUED BY “PORRIDGE” SHOUTER
Time to change the goldilocks.
AUDIO: HERCULES STATUE FOUND, VATICAN BUSTS DAMAGED
Today in Archeology.
AUDIO: KING CHARLES WAKES UP TO BAGPIPER EVERY MORNING
Every stinking morning.
PHILIPPINES LOTTERY INVESTIGATING 433 WINNERS OF ONE JACKPOT
Nothing suspicious here.
HELP WANTED: GRAPE FEEDER
No whining!
FOUR WOMEN WILL RUN ANTARCTIC POST OFFICE
Hope you like penguin.
CRUISE LINE ENDS COVID TESTING, MASKING, VACCINATIONS
Yep, we’re all safe now.