COLOR-CHANGING VODKA
What color does it turn your puke?
PRICE TO VISIT QUEEN ELIZABETH’S GRAVE: $30
Her Royal Highpriceness.
QUEEN OF DENMARK STRIPS GRANDKIDS OF ROYAL TITLES
It’s for their own good.
SWITZERLAND IS THE BEST COUNTRY THIS YEAR
Yo-de-lay-hee-hoo is number 1?
BRITAIN HAS A NIGE-FEST
Always making plans for Nigel.
SCUBA DIVERS LEFT ABANDONED IN THE OCEAN
I’ve seen this movie.
AUSTRALIAN DISNEYLAND?
Cork hats with mouse ears.
NOTES FROM QUEEN ELIZABETH’S FUNERAL
Oh, was that yesterday?