AUDIO: HERCULES STATUE FOUND, VATICAN BUSTS DAMAGED
Today in Archeology.
AUDIO: KING CHARLES WAKES UP TO BAGPIPER EVERY MORNING
Every stinking morning.
PHILIPPINES LOTTERY INVESTIGATING 433 WINNERS OF ONE JACKPOT
Nothing suspicious here.
HELP WANTED: GRAPE FEEDER
No whining!
FOUR WOMEN WILL RUN ANTARCTIC POST OFFICE
Hope you like penguin.
CRUISE LINE ENDS COVID TESTING, MASKING, VACCINATIONS
Yep, we’re all safe now.
COLOR-CHANGING VODKA
What color does it turn your puke?
PRICE TO VISIT QUEEN ELIZABETH’S GRAVE: $30
Her Royal Highpriceness.
QUEEN OF DENMARK STRIPS GRANDKIDS OF ROYAL TITLES
It’s for their own good.