TEMPLE ROBBER CASTS CONCEALMENT SPELL TO KEEP ANYONE FROM SEEING HIM
Try crossing your arms and blinking. It worked for Jeannie.
IS THERE A PIANIST IN THE HOUSE?
No, I said PIANIST.
SCIENTISTS TEACH BRAIN CELLS TO PLAY “DOOM”
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
ROBOT CLOTHES
Dapper droids.
PRISONER ESCAPES POLICE VAN, IS HIT BY TRAIN
Stopped dead in his tracks.
DRUNK DRIVER CLAIMED HE HAD THE “BLOOD OF CHRIST” IN HIS VEINS
Jesus wept, and then rolled his eyes.