LASER MOSQUITO KILLER
The Mosquitonator.
LOUVRE DIRECTOR RESIGNS AFTER OCTOBER HEIST
She is louvreing.
SEAGULL HIT BY SOCCER BALL, PLAYER SAVES THE DAY
The bird was not a dead duck.
NORWEGIAN CRUISE LINE TIGHTENS DRESS CODE
Ah wahnna ate mah roast bheef in mah gym showurts.
RICHARD III HITS AUDIENCE MEMBER WITH A SWORD
Was ever woman in this humour wooed?
FAMILY PULLS THE OLD ARMPIT-HAIR-IN-FOOD SCAM
Raise your hand if you’re Sure this is gross.