MAN TO CLIMB SKYSCRAPER LIVE ON TV, NO ROPES, NO NET
No brains.
SKI-THRU MCDONALD’S
Mynd the møøse.
NEWS: COW SCRATCHES ASS WITH STICK
So does my Uncle Ike.
36 PASSENGERS TAKE WRONG TURN IN AIRPORT, MISS FLIGHT
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
BEACH COVERED WITH FRENCH FRIES & ONIONS
The coast is not clear.
AUSTRALIAN WOMAN WAKES TO FIND SNAKE ON TOP OF HER
Wakey wakey, hands off snakey.
IRISH HIGHWAY CRAB SPILL
This story comes with a really good joke.
TOURISTS FOLLOW GPS, END UP ON SKI SLOPE
And boy were they piste.