GUY CLIMBS TALL TOWER, DOESN’T FALL
Which is sort of the point.
KANGAROOS WRECK BIKE RACE
Look before you leap.
SKI-THRU MCDONALD’S
Mynd the møøse.
NEWS: COW SCRATCHES ASS WITH STICK
So does my Uncle Ike.
36 PASSENGERS TAKE WRONG TURN IN AIRPORT, MISS FLIGHT
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
BEACH COVERED WITH FRENCH FRIES & ONIONS
The coast is not clear.
AUSTRALIAN WOMAN WAKES TO FIND SNAKE ON TOP OF HER
Wakey wakey, hands off snakey.
IRISH HIGHWAY CRAB SPILL
This story comes with a really good joke.