THE BEST DRINK TO ORDER TO IMPRESS YOUR DATE: MARTINI
Tee martoonis please, waiter.
DOG OWNER SURVEY
100% of dog owners are a statistic.
NEW TREND: SLEEP LIKE A POTATO
Just add salt.
MAKING SPORTS MORE INTERESTING
New rules!
QUOTING SONG LYRICS DURING SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS
A little story about Jack and Diane.
JOB INTERVIEWS
Sorry, we’re going in another direction.
TWO THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO IF YOU WANT TO GET BACK TO SLEEP
Go to the bathroom or look at the clock.
DUMB HEADLINES
The dumbest headlines you’ll ever see (this week).
AUDIO: KIDS AND SWEARING
Curse those kids!
THINGS YOU LOVED AS A KID, HATE AS AN ADULT
Add to the list.