OCEAN CRUISE EMERGENCY CODES
Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
HOMEWORK EXCUSES
Demons were summoned.
MOST POPULAR U.S. ATHLETES AROUND THE WORLD
What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?
WILD WEDDING STORIES
Holy 𝗆̶𝖺̶𝗍̶𝗋̶𝗂̶𝗆̶𝗈̶𝗇̶𝗒̶ cow!
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
AWFUL THINGS GUESTS HAVE DONE AT YOUR HOUSE
And don’t come back.
AMERICANS HAVE FEWER FRIENDS
It it “fewer” friends or “less” friends?
TERRIFYING NOISES
MOOMP MOOMP MOOMP MOOMP…BLAAARP.
AUDIO: LATEST TRENDS IN BABY NAMES
Hi, Honey. Hello, Halo.