THIS MARRIAGE WILL NEVER LAST
Maybe it’s best not to have a wedding cake.
STUDY: MORE CAR ACCIDENTS WHEN NEW MUSIC IS RELEASED
That new track kills.
THE MOST ANNOYING CAR PASSENGER HABITS
Don’t touch the buttons.
BORING CAREERS THAT PAY
Are you looking for a career change? Now you can!
DUMB HEADLINES
These are actual headlines. Have your listeners vote for the dumbest.
THE MOST LYINGEST STATE
Beware Nevada.
HOW OFTEN SHOULD YOU CLEAN YOUR HOME?
You’re not doing it right.
I USED TO JUDGE OTHERS, THEN IT HAPPENED TO ME
Lest you be judged.
OLYMPIC NEWS FOR FRIDAY, FEB 20
Leaf blowers, declined credit cards and drunk reporters!