WORLD CUP VISITORS’ IMPRESSION OF AMERICA
Mostly good.
PLAY TENNIS, LIVE LONGER
Also, badminton.
WHO’S GOING TO WIN THE WORLD CUP, ACCORDING TO A COMPUTER
¡Felicidades España!
DUMB HEADLINES
Nothing like a dumb headline on a hot summer day.
RESEARCHER: PEOPLE TEND TO WALK COUNTER-CLOCKWISE
Good job, Sherlock.
WE JUST PRETEND TO LIKE IT
You got to go along to get along.
WHAT WOMEN DON’T GET
Have you got an hour?
WHAT TO DO WHEN THE ALIENS ARRIVE
No direct eye contact! Oh, wait – that’s for Kanye.
MEN FEEL LIKE THEY’RE FAILING AT MANHOOD
Wusses, all of yez.
THE DUMBEST EXCUSE FOR A BREAKUP
Turns out, breaking up is not so hard to do.