AHH, THE RICH
The stinkin’ rich.
FALLING ASLEEP TO MUSIC
Zzzzzz.
ANNOYING PHRASES
These ones.
DUMBEST EXCUSE FOR A BREAKUP
Typical Logan.
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
MY EMBARRASSING PARENTS
Mom, no!
THE MOST POPULAR DOGS BY STATE
Good ol’ Labs.
MY HUSBAND IS AN AWFUL COOK
His goose is cooked.
THE SHOCK OF AMERICA
Shock, and awe.